Are you a disability artist?
I got this from an Chinese art forum巴哈姆特創意漫畫大亂鬥留言板, I think it's very funny.
So I give it a translate to share with you guys on DA.
Sorry about the terrible grammar and translation Q_Q" I've tried my best.
For the people who understands Chinese, I prefer you to read through to original.
Don't feel bad if there are facts that suit you, there plenty of facts below that suits me as well.
And it doesn't mean you really are a inability artist if some facts suit you.*unless everything below suits you

?!
Just have fun read through it. XD
Gook luck, hope this gave you some help in improoving your skill!
1偷工減料當Q版
1.Jerry-build pictures, but you excuse them as Chibis
2被人看到自己的圖時會說[修行中...]做理由
2.Call yourself as "still practicing" when someone sees your works
3畫的不好時會說[用滑鼠畫的.../沒繪圖板...]這類理由
3.You use excuses like"It's done by mouse/no tablet..." when someone critiques you
4只會畫臉
4.You only know how to draw faces
5臉永遠望向同一方向
5.The faces you draw always is facing one direction
6只有頭會認真畫
6.Only draw the head seriously
7角色的分別只有髮型不同
7.Different hair style is the only way to tell your characters aprart
8分不清左右的畫法
8.No distinguish between left and right
9不會做草稿/只會做草稿
9.Only do skectches/don't know how to skectch
10用

S時不重視圖層或完全不用
10.You don't care/never uses the layers while using Photoshop
11構圖全部差不多
11.Compositions of your arts are almost always the same
12每次角色表情一樣
12.Your character's expressions are same all the time
13不會畫有動作的圖
13.Inability to draw different poses
14不會畫下半截腳
14.Inability to draw legs or feet
15不會畫俯視仰視圖
15.Inability to draw views from different angles
16同一角色在不同的構圖就會變成不同的角色
16.Same character looks different in different pictures
17只會/不會畫人,或相反
17.Only draw humans or oppisite
18除了萌繒就什麼都畫不出
18.Only draw shiny little girls *Which is called "loli"
19不會畫老人
19.Inability to draw old people
20畫不好手或手指
20.Cannot draw hands or fingers properly
21理想高但沒有行動
21.You've got a high-perfect ideal, but never take action
22第一隻眼拚死地畫但第二隻眼就作畫崩壞
22.You work very hard one the first eye but the second eye turned out to be a piece of shit
23將圖左右反轉會很恐怖
23.Flip your picture horizontal and it will became very scary
24每次都只做到線稿就完成
24.Quit everytime only the line art is done.
25不理解筋肉骨骼構造
25.Knows nothing about anatomy
26認為[所謂的五官不過是貼在臉上的肉已而]
26.Thinking that facial features are just muscles that sticks on faces
27胸部的位置很"獵奇"
27.The position of your character's breast is weird
28會畫有六隻手指的手或左右手相反
28.Often draw character with six-finger or hands in uncorrect directions. *Unless your character is not a human
29很會評論別人的畫但自己永遠畫不好
29.Good at giving criticisms, but never be able to do it better yourself.
30本來為收集資料而收的圖最後就成了自己的屬性
30.The pictures you gather for reference ended up as your own style.
31畫畫途中會分心做其他事
31.Easily been disatract when drawing
32認為繪圖板是會令畫功進步的道具
32.Thinking that tablet is the tool to make you improove
33畫了張很滿意的圖但第二天再看時就囧了
33.Very satisfied with one of your completed hard work, but it pisses you off the next day
34一星期只會畫一張圖或更少
34.One picture one week or less.
35有開網站放自己的圖但一直沒有更新
35.You have a online gallery but never manage it.
36畫エロ(色情

圖但最後會變成グロ(獵奇

圖
36.You tried to draw porns but it turns out to be eye-harming disgusting utter shits.
37覺得沒有才能再多努力也沒用
37.Thinking that it's useless trying harder to improove
38其實根本就不會畫圖...
38.Actually you don't even know how to draw .......